CoffeeShit, The CoffeeScript Parody

    ... because script happens!

This silly project does not want to offend the CoffeeScript creator neither any CoffeeScript user, hoping both have sense of humor :D

About

Every cult movie has one or more parodies ... well, every cult technology as well (or at least it should)!

This idiotic project is on github with a better explanation, a suite of unit tests, and both source code and the partially manually minified one ( manually because I have discovered a nice bug with closure compiler and eval there ... )

About The Name

You can check the library by yourself and realize I have used all worst possible practices in order to simulate a different syntax within the one allowed by JavaScript.

Such pile of shit I wrote to mimic an excellent project as CoffeeScript is could not have a better name, imo.

If you feel insulted by this idiotic experiment please let me know and I'll do my best to let people try it under a different name.

Example



// CoffeeScript

square = (x) -> x * x

fill = (container, liquid = "coffee") ->

    "Filling the #{container} with #{liquid}..."

mood = greatlyImproved if singing

eat food for food in ['toast', 'cheese', 'wine']

winner = yes if pick in [47, 92, 13]

speed ?= 75



// CoffeeShit

square = 'x'['->']('x * x')

fill = ['container', 'liquid = "coffee"']['->'](

    'Filling the #{container} with #{liquid}...'

)

mood = greatlyImproved.if(singing)

'eat(food)'.for('food').in(['toast', 'cheese', 'wine'])

winner = yes.if(pick.in([47, 92, 13]))

'speed'['?='](75)

Many more in the landing page, even more inside unit tests file.

As Summary

I really could not resist :D

This post aim is to let you write some comment, have fun with CoffeeShit!

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