CoffeeShit, The CoffeeScript Parody
... because script happens! This silly project does not want to offend the CoffeeScript creator neither any CoffeeScript user, hoping both have sense of humor :D About Every cult movie has one or more parodies ... well, every cult technology as well (or at least it should)! This idiotic project is on github with a better explanation, a suite of unit tests, and both source code and the partially manually minified one ( manually because I have discovered a nice bug with closure compiler and eval there ... ) About The Name You can check the library by yourself and realize I have used all worst possible practices in order to simulate a different syntax within the one allowed by JavaScript. Such pile of shit I wrote to mimic an excellent project as CoffeeScript is could not have a better name, imo. If you feel insulted by this idiotic experiment please let me know and I'll do my best to let people try it under a different name. Example // CoffeeScript square = (x) -> x * x ...